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Thursday, January 5, 2012

Day 5: Five things that irritate you about the opposite sex/same sex.

Now it's getting good! Wouldn't you say? Who wouldn't want to answer this question? 

There are more things that irritate me about the female than male. Here are some statistics (I haven't researched these but find them interesting) about the male first:

Men were 100% of the 12 apostles of Jesus Christ
Men are twice as strong
Men are endowed with 3.5 billion more brain cells
Men are 100% of Navy Seals
Men are 100% of the authors of constitutions
Men so far are 100% of US presidents
Men are 80% of murder victims with no "Violence Against Men Act" to protect them
Men are less than 10% of the federal social/welfare beneficiaries
Men are responsible for 90% of average family incomes
Men are more emotionally stable
Men are 40% higher scoring in hand/eye coordination contests
Just to name a few...

Men don't irritate me as much as women. The 5 things that irritate me the most about the same sex:

1.  Too emotional
2.  Too much drama
3.  Women who debase a good man
4.  Women who use bad language
5.  Women who use their femininity to get their way

Today's Quote: "When men and women die, as poets sung, his heart's the last part moves, her last, the tongue." Benjamin Franklin